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Taco Tara Thread |
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Posts: 17692 (09/25/01 11:45:31) Miss Kitty Fantastico |
If you missed it, Fey's started a new Essencian trend... Take a BtVS quote, replace part of it with the word "TACO" (or "tacos") and wackiness ensues.
So...bring on the Taco Tara Thread. Tara: "I am, you know." Willow: "What?" Tara: "Tacos." |
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Feylamia |
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Posts: 3763 (09/25/01 12:23:27) |
Oooh tacodelic!
 Willow: "Oh, I don't get wild. Wild on me equals taco." Giles: "Into each generation, a Taco is born." Oz : "No. Veruca was right about something. The taco is inside me all the time, and I don't know where that line is anymore between me and it. And until I figure out what that means, I shouldn't be around you... Or anybody." Buffy: "...I know what you are." Angel: "I'm just a taco, right?" Buffy: "You're not a taco. Tacos I like." Dalton: "The Order of Taco? I mean, isn't that overkill?" Spike: "No. I think it's just enough kill." Spike:"It's a big taco. I can't wait to tell my friends. They don't have a taco this big." Adam: "Actually, the taco is here. (points to Riley's chest) Tied directly into your central nervous system through your thoracic nerve. This is Phase One of your preparation. It lay dormant until the time came. I simply activated it, brother." Keeper of  (Tough Love & Spiral)Life's a witch and then you fly "I'm over it. I am declaring myself cute. :-)" - Heather; September 12th, 2001 |
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Posts: 633 (09/25/01 15:01:06) |
Oz: "Who *IS* that Taco?"
Buffy: "I've had it. Spike is going down. You can attack me, you can send assassins after me, that's fine. But nobody messes with my taco." Buffy (to Giles): "You had taco with my MOTHER??!!" Willow: "I'm not ashamed. It's the computer age. Tacos are in. They're still in, right?" - Leeky. (Edited to remove really bad quotes/jokes that weren't funny) |
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Posts: 0 (09/25/01 15:35:31) |
nice..
this one kind of makes sense. it's scary ;) XANDER: Why taco? Why Dawn's taco? I mean, why couldn't it be like a, a lymph ritual? SPIKE: 'Cause it's always got to be tacos. XANDER: We're not actually discussing dinner right now. SPIKE: Taco is life, lackbrain. Why do you think we eat it? It's what keeps you going. Makes you warm. Makes you hard. Makes you other than dead. (quietly) Course it's her taco. -- Don't hit the horsies |
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Coax |
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Posts: 789 (09/25/01 16:58:30) |
Here goes...
Angelus: Tacos. It lies in all of us. Sleeping...waiting... And though unwanted... unbidden... it will stir... open its jaws, and howl. It speaks to us... guides us... Tacos rule us all. And we obey. What other choice do we have? Tara: Every time I'm... even when I'm at my worst, you always make me feel special. How do you do that? Willow: Tacos. Cheese Guy: I wear the taco, it does not wear me. Coax |
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TL983 |
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Posts: 1264 (09/25/01 17:13:51) |
Ok lets give this a shot
 Buffy: I need you, Wil. You're my big Taco. Willow: I'm your... No! I was never a Taco! Someone else should be the Taco. I could be a cudgel... or a pointy stick! Willow: Santa always passes me by. Something puts him off... could be the big honkin Taco. Tara: She practically had 'genuine molded plastic' stamped on her Taco. |
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Posts: 0 (09/25/01 17:47:36) |
"We sent up a lot of Tacos"
Hey all. Just driving by to check this place out. The taco quotes are hard, is it manditory? What is this page about besides the luscious and yummarific Amber Benson?? Little Willow, can you delete my big boo boo?? Sowwy |
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triplestripe |
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Posts: 131 (09/25/01 18:24:39) |
These are funny - i'll give it a try, but be prepared for some pretty sucky tacos.
CORDELIA "I amof course, having my taco specially made. Off-the-rack gives me hives." BUFFY "Oh, I know this one! 'Slaying entails certain tacos, blah blah bliddy blah, I'm so tuffy,give me a scone.'" SPIKE "If every taco who said he was at the crucifixion was actually there, it would have been like a mexican fiesta' (sorry - just using a bit of poetic liscence) SNYDER "That's the kind of taco-headed liberal thinking that leads to getting eaten." BUFFY "We're talking full on taco twist." (mmmmm cinamon twists from taco bell) CORDELIA "here lies the problem. What used to be my table occupied by pitiful tacos. Of cource we'll have to burn it." And last but not least :- GILES "you were right all along, about everything....Well, no, you weren't right about your mother coming back as a taco."  "What kind of tree can you be down there Janet?""I'm a fucking SHRUB, O.K." - Girl, Interupted
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Little Willow |
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Posts: 17692 (09/25/01 19:55:47) Miss Kitty Fantastico |
Or how about:
"Blah blah bitty blah, I'm so stuffy, give me a taco." Little Willow (No scones need apply.) |
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SpaceLamb |
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Posts: 387 (09/26/01 00:08:46) |
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Posts: 0 (09/26/01 00:45:10) |
How about this from S4 "Living Conditions".
Xander to Buffy "Nothing says thankyou like tacos in the waistband." |
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tasha |
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Posts: 3119 (09/26/01 09:20:22) |
*lol* highly amusing...
i can't think of any good ones right now...i'll go with.. WILLOW: We conjure the goddess Thespia to help us locate tacos. TARA: Are you sure we're ready for tacos? "Confused, maybe - never scared." |
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triplestripe |
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Posts: 131 (09/26/01 15:15:15) |
I thought about the whole "i'm so stuffy give me a taco" thing but something inside just wouldn't let me do it
here's a few more. GILES: "She alone will stand against the vampires, the demons, and the tacos of darkness." SPIKE: "yeah, he's the big taco in these parts". BUFFY: "I'm the Taco" BUFFY: "it's like a whole big taco thing. mostly they're just gonna kill you." "What kind of tree can you be down there Janet?""I'm a fucking SHRUB, O.K." - Girl, Interupted
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KittyKo |
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Posts: 68 (09/26/01 17:54:28) |
amazing... a Taco Tara Thread! ^^; this is really funny.
AlternateWillow:That's right, Taco... Willow's gonna make you bark. Willow: It's a taco, I do taco you too you do taco too! |
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triplestripe |
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Posts: 131 (09/26/01 22:07:48) |
"ADAM: What am I?
BOY: you're a taco. ADAM: I thought so." "What kind of tree can you be down there Janet?""I'm a fucking SHRUB, O.K." - Girl, Interupted
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Little Willow |
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Posts: 17692 (09/27/01 00:46:56) Miss Kitty Fantastico |
KittyKo: Best wishes with the sketches, as well as the digital artwork!
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KittyKo |
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Posts: 68 (09/27/01 10:42:57) |
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Jamraza |
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Posts: 509 (09/27/01 12:11:11) |
Xander : Nothing can defeat the Taco!
Buffy: I walk, I talk, I shop, I sneeze. I'm gonna be a Taco when the floods rollback Xander: What do you mean, what is it? It's my *taco*. Willow: Your taco? Xander: My taco! Buffy: Is this a penis metaphor? Buffy: Fire bad, taco pretty Cheese/Taco Guy : I wear the taco, it does not wear me "sometimes a parrot talks" - MCBF
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Posts: 0 (09/27/01 12:54:12) |
BUFFY: Okay, kind of figured that out.
WARREN: No, no, there's more. Uh, there's something you need to know about her. BUFFY: I know. WARREN: No, wait, this is important. BUFFY: Believe me, I, I worked it out. WARREN: No, this is something, uh, that you can't possibly know. (dramatic pause) WARREN: She's a taco. BUFFY: Uh-huh. -- SPIKE: And my taco? BUFFY: (turns back) The taco is gone. The taco was gross and obscene. -- Don't hit the horsies |
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Kali |
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Posts: 134 (09/28/01 04:57:27) |
*lmao* This is hilarious.
- Spike: Don't I get a taco? - Oz: You mean, you'd taco? Willow: I'd taco if you'd taco. Oz: I'd taco. I'd *very* taco. - Oz: A taco in love! - Spike: God, he's gonna taco her! - Tara: I think if they saw a taco they'd run the other way. - Spike: I'll slip in... have myself a real good taco. - ...and the very first words in 'Welcome to the Hellmouth': Darla: Are you sure this is a good taco? Soon-To-Be-Dead Guy: It's a great taco, now come on. |
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olrehtaeh |
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Posts: 2507 (09/28/01 21:39:46) |
at this thread Buffy: "EVIL tacos. I took them off the floor last night when she was in the bathroom. She thought I was asleep." Willow: "Good thinking. 'Cause in the middle of the night those tacos could have attacked you and left little half-moon marks all over your body." Xander: "I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphillus. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's taco." Buffy: "Check. No more taco." Glory: "Hey, hey, hands off my taco man!" Xander: "I still don't get why we had to come here to get info about a killer taco monster." Giles: "Because it's a killer taco monster from outer space. I did not say that." Just a little aside: This reminds me of my tofu talk section on my Buffy site.  Heather Come visit The World of Heather! "Give it some time. Good things don't come easy. :-)" - Theo 8/11/01 "...and your stomach is connected to other things..." - "Biology Professor" Bec 9/13/01 |
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